Victoria: did i tell you about the HILARIOUS jacket that merrell sent to housekeepers?it is the funniest thing
Victoria: they make boots and stuff
and this "stuff it yourself" jacket
me: oooh i see
Victoria: its just the worst idea ever
4:05 PM me: hahahah
Victoria: it came with this little booklet of photos
of things people had stuffed in there
me: i thought merell was some girl we know
Victoria: like birdsnests and lint and leaves and newspaper and ramen
4:06 PM and like dead feathers they had found on the forest trail
me: wait, one more thing
me: they hired a new fashion assistant here
i wasn't quick enough
Victoria: oh no!
me: but guess what her name is...
4:07 PM Victoria: oh haaaaaa
Victoria: she is trying to steal your life!!!
me: its horrid